Because it’s the end of the week and I’m getting antsy
The Commuting Cyclist:
Oh hey I’m just here with my awkwardly massive bicycle that I will ram into your ankles because I am unaware that pushing a bike through a crowd of people is an asshole thing to do. I also might have kept my helmet on for the entire journey, like an asshole.
The Phone Guy:
Oh hey I’m just this super important business man and I must conduct this super important phone call right now, really loudly, so everyone can hear how super important I really am. I might also be wearing shoes that curl up at the toe.
The School Girl:
Oh hey I like really enjoy talking like really loudly with my friends because I know everyone is like so interested in how slutty Lizzie looked last weekend.
The McDonalds Consumer:
Oh hey I’m just going to sit next you and chomp down on this burger while wafting delicious food smells all over you because I know you’re starving.
The perpetually angry girl who will send daggers at your back if you block me with your bike, roll my eyes at you and your loud mouth phone calls, judge you and your shallow conversations and silently hate you if you sit next to me. Especially if you’re eating McDonalds.