by Olivia Davison
The Persistent Ones
Ah yes. Everyone’s favourite creeper can be found in almost in any club, in any country in the world. It’s unavoidable, sorry. Persistent clubbers all portray the same traits; they love to annoy the crap out of you until a friend saves you, you make a stealthy slip onto the dark, smoky dance floor and evade them for the rest of the night (rare, but it happens) or you leave the club.
The Old Ones
These are the older people who you see and wonder why they are even out? It’s kind of sad to think this, but it just seems weird. Especially since they usually just sit and stare at the young people…like what, go away…
The Underage Ones
Nooooo, these are the worst. You see them and you just know instantly that it is past their bedtime. How do they even think that their fake ID’s are going to work? It’s like they don’t realize that being drunker than everyone else is only making it more obvious that they have yet to learn how to hold their liquor like us mature people.
The Dancing Ones
We all hate these ones. The ones who are actually amazing dancers and show everyone else up. It’s like, hey, why don’t you leave the club and go join a dance crew or star in the next Step Up because I can’t deal with this envy right now, I’m too drunk, so I will legitimately try and compete with you and make a complete fool of myself. It’s happened and it’s a #instantregret situation.
The Comatose Ones
Fingers crossed this isn’t one of your friends because that’s your night finished. These are the ones who you see stumbling around the club trying their gosh-darn-hardest to appear sober but eventually being kicked out because of how inebriated they are. Everyone is this one at some point in their life, deal with it.
The Ones Who Don’t Care How Bad They Are At Dancing
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Seriously, once you give up caring what people think about you, you will have the best time and dance your heart out, which is what you really want to do, especially when the DJ is epically playing some epic hits like, ‘Milkshake’ and ‘Superstar’. Good times.