A very sedated VMAs
by Lucy Korn
The thing is Taylor, I tried to like you. I watched Shake It Off along with the three million other people and thought, ‘hey Taylor Swift is actually kind of great’ but then you went and wore this and well, haters are gonna hate and one of them is me.
Hating: 1. The shoes. 2. The fact that she has to stand like she is on a moving train because, camel toe. 3. Unlike Miley, Taylor doesn’t have the pizazz to pull no pants off. 4. Bronzer. 5. She’s not joking.
Absolutely killing it.
Red is a really great colour on her and I am so glad her hair is normal/she isn’t orange. However! I am afraid for her boobs.
This was literally my face when I saw what Taylor Swift was wearing. IT IS A SAD DAY WHEN THE PERSON IN THE CRAZIEST OUTFIT IS TAYLOR SWIFT.
That being said, I kind of dig the non crazy Nicki.
I don’t know any of her music, I don’t even know who she is really (does that make me old?) but this stinks of Disney child star breaking out.
I like this a lot but I would have liked it better if that slit started below her boobs and above her belly button. Also, there is something about this that reminds me of Dionne from Clueless.
When I was 10 I had a My Little Pony that looked much like this.
Great name, terrible skirt length.
Apparently this is H&M and cost less that $200. #winning
Please fire your stylist because, ARGH.
Katy Perry and that dude
This was the greatest thing ever and if you are too young to know why then I can’t even deal with you right now. #longliveBritneyJean
Kendal and Kylie
If they had swapped outfits and if Kylie scrubbed her face then i might be into it.
I’m sorry Beyonce, I love you but those lace panels look like hair and it’s freaking me out.