And by best we mean hilariously stupid.
I follow cosmopolitan magazine on Facebook. I’m not sure why, maybe I entered a competition where I had to ‘Like’ their page to win, or maybe I just wanted to find out ‘the best sex position for his star sign.’ Either way it’s been an interesting ride.
Here are 5 of the best, most useful, LIFE CHANGING articles that have popped up on my newsfeed (click the picture to see the entire article):
The one with the older boyfriend bashing:
“There’s probably a reason no woman his age wants to date him.” Duh.
The one with the eyebrow analysis:
Did you know you’re eyebrows are “signifiers of your self-confidence, assertiveness, logic, organizational abilities, motivation, and how you make decisions?”
The one with the facial analysis:
Want an Artistic guy? Well look out for one with a “Pointed nose: This is a sign he’s creative and emotional, mostly in a good way.” And also a “Narrow jaw: This typically says he’s easy going and isn’t too set in his own beliefs. He’ll also want to listen to you in the relationship and hear what you have to say.”
The one with the cheating profile:
Does your guy have an angular face? Is his beer of choice is Guinness or Corona? I his celebrity crush is Gwyneth Paltrow? Is he an engineer?
He’s gonna cheat on you girl.
The one with Paris Hilton as Life Coach:
P.S: Not to say this is a phenomenon entirely unique to Cosmo. Vogue australia (online) has been throwing out some great ones lately, most notably ‘What Does Your Nail Shape Say About You?‘ and I know I have spat out some equally stupid posts on thedownlow. But damn Cosmo, do you not read the comments on these things?