Kicking Off 2015 With a Good Old Fashioned Bitch Fest
She gave birth only a few weeks ago so maybe she just wanted something in which she could easily nurse.
Never not letting her freak flag fly.
We just want the best for you Tina and this weirdly shaped wedding dress disguised as a non-wedding dress is not the best.
This is one whole world of no. The dress makes her boobs look saggy, and her body seem too big for her head. Also, those earrings are horrible.
Going Old Hollywood will always be a right call especially if you are a redhead and have that face but if you are going for the plunging neckline it’s better to let the girls roam free (with a bit of boob tape) rather than inflicting whatever torture she is on them.
Apparently Katherine told E! that she chose a Zac Posen gown because he is good at catering to ‘fuller figures. This is entirely correct but if she is referring to herself as full figured then I don’t even know anymore.
I like the colour, and I like her, but that’s about all. Where did Oscars Lupita go? Also, how has it already been a year since then?
I’m putting my money on the fact that she is pregnant. Otherwise, this dress is the only dress in the whole world that can make Kiera Knightley look fat. NOT THAT SHE LOOKS BIG OK calm yourselves! Just larger than how she usually looks which is like a stick insect.
I like everything that is happening from the neck up and the waist down. The rest of it looks like what Ben Stiller’s mum from Meet The Fockers would wear if he brought her to the Golden Globes.
This is soo Shosh you guys.
Kerry has a thing for dresses of this length which if you are a regular reader of these red carpet recaps, you know I hate. But even if this went to the floor it still wouldn’t be good. Cut off the sleeves and hem it to mid-shin, ya hear?
Way too cute for words.
*insert prayer hand emoji*
Anna Ferris is one of those girls who always looks slightly messy. Like she partied hard the night before and just threw this together while munching on some McDonalds, and that’s ok, Hollywood needs inherently messy people. What they don’t need is another blonde in a beige dress.
All da boys be like:
People are saying that Reese’s movie, Wild, was insufferable which is a shame because I liked the book and was looking forward to seeing the film. But then again we should all know that just because you enjoy the book doesn’t always mean the movie is going to live up to it. Ahem, UNBROKEN. I feel like this may be the year that everyone starts to hate on Reese. Reese is going to be the Anne Hathaway of 2015. But whatever, I like her, and I LOVE her dress.
Move it, plebs, I have arrived.
There is something about this girl that just falls completely flat. She manages to make this totally beautiful, Chanel couture dress look dull, and that’s no small feat seeing as it is basically a disco ball. I’m right though, aren’t I?
Amal Alamuddin Clooney
She’s awesome, and I’d like just to file her under unfailingly awesome, but I cannot bypass those gloves. You have to admit they were a bad choice. Gloves are cumbersome things, especially when they are PURE WHITE like these. There will be no shaking of anyone’s hand in fear of tan transfer, no touching of the face or lips, using the bathroom will be fucking annoying as will eating. Also, because they are so random (who wears gloves these days?) she is going to have people (WHO magazine) speculating about what horrible deformation she is hiding underneath them. Spider veins? A rash? Horribly sweaty palms?
This kind of reminds me of that outfit Emma Watson wore that time.. Was it Dior? Is this Dior? Regardless I kind of dig it although my judgement may be impaired by the fact that I like her so much. I do wish the trousers were cropped about half an inch though.
Her head is on point! Love it when she wears her hair back, at least then we can call it a style. Also, I like how she always looks unfussy. She is the QUEEN of barely there makeup and is basically the only person ever whose red carpet look would not be improved by coloured lipstick. If I could change one thing however it would be to yank that waistband down about an inch.
I’ve always thought she looks like a delicate person. This may sound weird or wrong or whatever, but she reminds me of a premature baby. Here she looks just like one of the porcelain dolls my nan used to make but in a crappier dress.
Desperately in need of a necklace.
Desperately in need of a tailor.
Best she has ever looked on the red carpet. Excellent shoes too.
I don’t hate this, but I don’t love it either. It’s a great colour, and I appreciate the matching lip but whatever is going on around her neck/chest area just makes me think of swimwear. Maybe a little too ‘Resort’ for the Golden Globes? Good face though.
Did anyone else see Peter Pan live? Holy shit that was horrible.
Is this yellow leather? I love it, and I love her.
CAP SLEEVES. Seriously? When will the stylists of the world realise that these are always. ALWAYS a terrible decision? They are like the Jeggings of sleeves.
Lana Del Rey
Ultraviolence was a good record, Lana, you deserve better. Better hair, better dress, better make up.. Just better.
Jenna Dewan Tatem
BEST DRESSED. She fucking BROUGHT it tonight.
And there we have it, another Golden Globes done and dusted. That took it out of me, way too many people on that red carpet. I had to resort to gifs at the end there. Sorry guys, I promise I’ll do better.