Don’t put that ring in your belly
Recently during my nightly internet shopping binges (constantly adding things to my cart that I can’t afford) I noticed something rather disturbing.
Belly button rings. Designer ones.
LANVIN, DELFINA DELETTREZ, DOLCE, ALEXANDER MCQUEEN
Usually I am a total advocate for all things 90s/early 00s. The Spice Girls, scrunchies, crop tops, Cher Horowitz, Britney and Justin, platforms, crazy Angelina Jolie, chokers… Pretty much everything that came out of that decade was awesome (myself included obviously) except, EXCEPT for belly button piercings.
These are not OK. Piercing your belly literally and I mean literally makes you look like you have bedazzled your navel. Or like you have no respect for yourself at all which is even worse. Can we please put a stop to this before it gets out of hand? Because you know, once you get a belly ring you are one step away from buying a trucker cap and thinking Paris Hilton is cool.