by Lucy Korn
Shoes & Bags
Tip #1: Please, please if you must take a bag please don’t take one of those stupid glittery boxes because a) you spent significant amounts of money on a tiny, useless barbie bag and b) you’ll lose it.
Tip #2: Take a small bag with a shoulder strap, one that you can wear across your body. That way you can dance your ass off without looking like an ass.
Tip #3: If you cannot walk in heels then please don’t. Trying to walk in shoes you can’t handle pretty much guarantees your asshole-ness. Just wear flats, be Alexa Chung, it’s fine.
Fun Fact: Nude pumps are t
he the Jennifer Annistons of the shoe world BORING.
Tip #4: If your going short/mid-length/any length that doesn’t conceal your shoes then make sure said shoes are killer. This is the one item I would spend $$$ on.
Tip #5: Get a pedicure if your toes are going to be on display. Please.